As they say, every forum needs a completely pointless thread that is full of nonsense and seems to go on forever... well, welcome to Primus's Block Z, a cast-off from the old Auto Assembly Forum, named after our one of our old forum members Brett Reynolds who passed away back in 2006.

Brett, this one's for you mate!

Nonsense, you say?

http://thinkzone.wlonk.com/Gibber/Gibber.htm

The Block Z on the old forum ended up with over 220 pages worth of posts and not one of them made sense!

That sounds like the infamous two-word story thread on IDW. Except we recently went past five hundred pages...

Also, Seth Green appeared to me in a dream and told me how to solve global whining.

Either my dreams are just too strange to post here, or they're not suitable for a family-friendly forum!

it made sense. You just needed to be in the right (or wrong) frame of mind

What do you mean? It never made sense!! lol

I'm quite happy with my new mosquito net. Now when I hear any mosquitoes coming, I'll just close it quickly and they'll bang their little noses on it!

Gotta make a hole in it for Lenore though. She doesn't quite understand the concept...

If i hop on one leg will you let me have seconds?

I had seconds once but then my watch broke.

Not had a watch since my old one broke and stopped talking to me!

That wasn't because it broke. It's because you never sent it flowers...

which is good since it has allergies

and it preferred diamonds anyway. Which you never bought it either. And then you ran off with that cheap knock-off thing you bought for a fiver at the street corner...

But that only lasted an hour unless you paid another fiver. Really, a sundial is the way forwards.